I’d say, this has gotta be one of the quickest song parody I ever wrote! From an idea posted yesterday on our local Pokemon GO Facebook group, the first verse came out within an hour, over lunch. When inspiration strikes, [… more]

3.45 am. Hours after April Fool’s Day had ended. It happened! That was 4 days ago. I had awaken in the middle of the night. Something was stirring in my head. No joke! There’s no mistaking that WittyCulus feeling — [… more]

Have you played Pokemon GO? If you haven’t caught the bug (pun intended), you’re quite likely to be in the minority. And if you don’t know what it is, just look out for “zombies” every which way you turn — [… more]

In the past, I never bothered about music when I exercised. Be it in the gym or out and about, I did my workouts light, sans music gear — it was just me and them exercises. But of late — [… more]

Now, I hardly write about people; much less anyone in the local scene. However, this “cross-over” TV artiste, who’d also sang, was seen getting considerable attention of both media and public. In the space of a few weeks, Rui En [… more]

Sunday, August 2nd, was a special day. In one fell swoop, I wrote 90% of the lyrics for my latest song parody. The flow of thoughts that morning was splendidly smooth. What did I write about this round? As I [… more]

Here, I rewrite many words of a familiar song: crafting lines that have meaning yet won’t be too long. Analyze the cadence, then I’d synchronize — I’m counting all the syllables and rehearse singing in time, verses that rhyme. Parody. [… more]

Merry Christmas, everyone 🙂 It’s been a long, long, long while since my last post on abalone. And yes, in a couple of months it’s that time of year again to indulge in the springy shellfish. Yes! I digressed. So, [… more]

This thing has been going around in my head for the past few days: “Grease is the word, is the word that you heard…” Actually, I think I have hit upon an excellent idea to parody this hot late 1970’s [… more]

WittyCulus is at it again, parodying song lyrics. (My apologies that our Singlish Primer has taken a back seat since the haze started…) This time round, it’s a bit different and special: the words are inspired by and dedicated to [… more]