A guy walks into the psychiatrist office wearing nothing but shorts made from Saran Wrap. The psychiatrist says, β€œWell, I can clearly see your nuts.”

Source: www.yourdictionary.com — one of the examples at the “Compound Puns” section. While you’re there, have a look around and laugh yourself silly over those puns… πŸ˜‰

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I decided to stop worrying about my teenage son’s driving and take advantage of it. I got one of those bumper stickers that say ‘How’s My Driving?’ and put a 1-900 number on it. At 50 cents a call, I’ve been making $38 a week.

Source: www.usaone.net

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β€œSon, if you really want something in life you have to work for it. Now quiet, they’re about to announce the lottery numbers.” – Homer Simpson

Source: www.funny2.com

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