If you’ve been following WittyCulus.com, or have just searched for something witty or amusing and came visiting, chances are you could do with regular doses of chuckles, much as I am wont to do. And if it’s them tickles that keep you going — starting your day right (or light; Japanese pun?) or at times brightening a dull one — you’re in for a treat 😉
I just read this joke and simply have to share it with you. It’s kinda cheeky and somewhat side-splittng due to an unexpected pun. Enough said, here goes…
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Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a drop of paint on their habits.
After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock the door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint in the nude.
In the middle of the project, there comes a knock at the door.
“Who is it?” calls one of the nuns.
“Blind man.” replies a voice from the other side of the door.
The two nuns look at each other and shrug and, deciding that no harm can come from letting a blind man into the room, they open the door.
“Nice boobs,” says the man, “Where do you want these blinds?”
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