My friend, Rebecca, shared this video on her Facebook some time back: “Malaysian English: The Most Colourful English in the World”. It is funny and peppered with lots of localized English. After watching it, I was inspired to write something [… more]
Jan 26 2013
Wow, Chinese New Year is fast approaching, with just 2 weeks to go. I remember last year we had fun parodying CNY songs on our WittyCulus Fan Page (facebook.com/WittyCulus), the likes of “Gong Xi Gong Xi” () and “Cai Shen [… more]
Aug 23 2012
Step aside, waxing! Make way for a revolutionary method to get rid of “excessive” hair. How? With air, that’s how! Is this just some hot air about great ideas still being cooked in the lab? Or is this for real? [… more]
Mar 12 2012
It’s been nearly two months since I last posted, but not because there was a drought; rather I had been kinda lazy to write. At around our Chinese New Year (late January), I did mull over and wrote a couple [… more]
Jan 14 2012
If you’ve been following WittyCulus.com, or have just searched for something witty or amusing and came visiting, chances are you could do with regular doses of chuckles, much as I am wont to do. And if it’s them tickles that [… more]
Jul 04 2011
English words can sometimes be weird, given they can carry different meanings with the same spelling. These words are called homonyms, homophones or homographs, depending on where the similarity ends. Here are some for you to indulge in WittyCulus musing… [… more]
May 05 2011
A guy walks into the psychiatrist office wearing nothing but shorts made from Saran Wrap. The psychiatrist says, “Well, I can clearly see your nuts.” Source: www.yourdictionary.com — one of the examples at the “Compound Puns” section. While you’re there, [… more]
Apr 27 2011
Hi, this is Mark Heng. Welcome to my WittyCulus.com website. First, I’d like to tell you what our domain name WittyCulus.com means. “Witty” is just as it suggests, while “culus” is a contraction of the word “oculus”, meaning an eye. [… more]
